Father's Day Giveaway!

Q: Why did the man buy the most expensive laxative available in the pharmacy?

A: Because it gave him a good "run" for his money!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

Q: How come the wart is not on that knee?





A: Because Walt Disney.

Q: What did you win after staying in bed for 2 weeks?





A: Atrophy

Q: What do you call a pregnant Tomato Spagetti?

A: Spaghetti with Prego sauce

Q: Why is it that keyboard never rest?

A: Cause it have 2 shifts

Q: Why did the computer catch cold?

A: Because it left a window open.

Q: MeePok的儿子叫什么?

A: MeeKia!

If you see a robbery at the Apple Store, you instantly become?

An iWitness!

Why are spiders so smart?

Because they can find anything on the web.

What do you call a Singlish-speaking superhero?

Ah-vengers

Q: How does a penguin build its house?

A: Igloos it together!

Q: Why don't some couples go to the gym?

A: Because some relationships don't WORK OUT.

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go!

Q: what do you get from a cow after an earthquake? 🐮

A: milkshake

Q: What do you call a man who lies down on your doorstep?

A: Matt

Q: If a cat runs a food business, what is it called?

A: Catering

Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, it just waved.